September 7-Genius

Well, in case you didn't know, I'm a genius. My computer programming class is going so well! I don't even go to class (shh..) and I'm already a week ahead.  Programming jokes? Yes please.

We'll start easy.

• Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
• How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
  Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

Perhaps a bit more jargon...

• Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
  Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
• C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

Okay okay I'm done.